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terrormarie: Um Sir, there’s a cat on your back. That...
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“Government is too big and too important to be left to the...”
—  Chester Bowles
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If you can name this band, I'll love you...

camiikay: I’ve spent my life questioning everything Sometimes what is placed right in front of us...
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Anybody who gets nautical stars tattooed...

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Mitch Hedberg.
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Dec 12th

I second this motion times a THOUSAND!!!

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Married?

WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
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Happy Happy, Joy Joy

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If aliens were to judge humanity only by...

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Fairytale.

Many years ago in a small Indian village, A farmer had the misfortune Of owing a large sum of money...
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th

TIME TO GO!

fruitsalad: I might be back with a new guitar <3 Jealous. I just put a taylor on layaway.
Dec 11th

This actually happened last night. Stone...

Dan: don't take your penis out unless you really need to. indecent exposure is a class two felony
Me: class 2? pshh. weak.
Daniel: its like molesting the elderly
Daniel: only with less pay off
Daniel: or like shaving a moose that doesn't belong to you
Me: Damn, poor elderly.
Daniel: they were asking for it
Me: Where do you find a moose in south florida?
Daniel: in Alaska I mean.
Me: Why the fuck would I go there? I may be bored, but im not a masochist.
Daniel: Moose in Florida... you sound like a crazy person
Me: At least I have each other.
Daniel: its an Alaskian felony
Daniel: class two
Daniel: florida's eqaul would probably be masturbating an aligator or tickling a french canadian tourist
Me: Stupid french people. Always tickling alligators.
Me: You'd think there would be less french people.
Daniel: or masturbating french canadian tourists and tickling the aligator. or tickling a french canadian aligator and punching just some regular tourist
Me: Thats a complicated ass legal system.
Daniel: all in all there always something good to do on a tuesday night
Me: What if a regular tourist punched an alligator for eating the french canadian that was tickling him?
Daniel: I'd just let sleeping dogs lie if I was the cop
Daniel: I'd maybe arrest the dude who punched the gator on animal rights
Daniel: the aligator was in all legal right to eat the frenchmen that was tickling him
Dec 11th

So this just happened.

terrormarie: I’m sitting at a coffee shop having lunch and a chai latte when I get a text...
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Lessons Learned from Movies
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formspring.me

haha i see you got your formspring up n running? easy, right? -fruitsalad ...
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formspring.me

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/bluepill
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Wal Mart Diagnosis

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, “My elbow hurts like crazy. I...
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If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
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Formspring?

So I have no idea how to setup this formspring thing. Anyone care to give me a clue?or three?
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Romans 1:18~32

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Opposite Day
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Romans 1:18~32

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Being gay is wrong.

fruitsalad: bluepill: I’ve never been a big fan of religion. I always took the stand of “i’ll...
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Being gay is wrong.

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I didn't know Taylor Lautner is going...

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I cut my left ring finger

fruitsalad: 3 times in the past 20 minutes > ㅁ<;; Its a sign. Never get married.
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th

Get a room.

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BLEH. Sorry about my last post.

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Dec 10th
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@tealandred

Hello!!
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First Person Shooter Disorder [VIDEO]
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@bluepill

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Just remember, your day could be worse.
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I haven’t smoked a cigarette in so many days now I’ve lost count; and I still want one.
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As per usual...

The D-bag that liked to pretend to be my father on occasions when it suited him is in town, and as...
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th

here be dragons

Kbizzle says:
Iceland is all the way the hell over THERE though
nathan says:
WHERE?
Kbizzle says:
THERE
that way
it's not near finland, it's over THERE
okay it goes ICELAND (big twattering expanse of sea) the Faroe Islands
then, more twattering sea
nathan says:
TWATTERING sea?
Kbizzle says:
then norway, sweden, little more sea, Finland
TWATTERING
A twattering of sea
nathan says:
That's a lot of twattering sea. What's with that?
Kbizzle says:
It's a nautical term
(shifty eyes)
nathan says:
...
I'm...
Now I'm no sailor...
HOWEVER.
Kbizzle says:
TWATTERING OF SEA
note that I didn't say the "little more sea" was a twattery.
nathan says:
Well, no. It's rather quaint, that bit.
Kbizzle says:
It's a dickery of sea
Also a nautical term
Sailors didn't have many measuring tools back then
nathan says:
...
Kbizzle says:
Things are much more advanced now
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Discussion = DONE

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Wave

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Dec 9th

Wave

Wave invites have been exhausted. Google takes sometime to send them out so be patient. When I get...
Dec 9th
Google wave. Who wants one?
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Pit trying to be a computer geek.
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