December 2009
224 posts
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it actually works.
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underthearche:
bluepill:
I need a good name for a cute little black kitten we’re adopting. Any suggestions?
Captain Fluffypants
Admiral Cuddlesworth
Sergeant Fuddleduff
Handy Couture
Ernesto Hoost
Titan
Cthulhu
Azathoth
Some of those are pretty intense.
fruitsalad:
bluepill:
I need a good name for a cute little black kitten we’re adopting. Any suggestions?
blackie. LOL
I was already told that I was not aloud to name her blackie. That was the first thing the girlfriend said when we were visiting her today.
I need a good name for a cute little black kitten we’re adopting. Any suggestions?
“Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.”
– Chester Bowles
txtsfrmlstnght:
(770): i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If you can name this band, I'll love you forever.
camiikay:
I’ve spent my life questioning everything Sometimes what is placed right in front of us I find so hard to believe It can crush us so hard That it becomes difficult to breathe “Give it some time” Is just not enough I’ve gotta dig deeper than that To find some comfort We sit and pretend That we’re content But I feel we’ve covered up Our rage that keeps us driven Searching...
Anybody who gets nautical stars tattooed on them...
thirty7cents:
(via deirdreannb)
At first I was just like… what? Why? I thought you were referring to the stars sailors guide themselves by.(which is totally a badass idea) But then I googled it to make sure. Now I understand.
Guess I should be slapped. Twice.
Office Camouflage : Dump.com →
french military victories →
I second this motion times a THOUSAND!!!
delacroix:
actioncalvin:downtowngirl:
You know what would make the world a better place? Killing “Sacrificing” Dane Cook so That Mitch Hedberg can come back to life.
Absolutely agree.
Married?
WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
Happy Happy, Joy Joy
Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That’s right! It’s the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don’t think you’re happy enough!...
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After browsing around tumblr, I realized that I’m probably the only person in the world that hasn’t seen Garden State. After mentioning this to ,my roommate, he threw the dvd at me.
I’m watching it, and its good so far, but I dont know how this can be considered the “greatest creative piece of all time”, which is the idea that you get from people opinions of it...
If aliens were to judge humanity only by Tumblr...
terrormarie:
Other things they would be convinced of:
The movie Garden State is mankind’s greatest creative achievement.
Earthlings possess an undeniable reverence for their most esteemed leader, Zooey Deschanel.
“Sufjan” is presumably an Earthese word for “musician”
Earth’s capital, Brooklyn, is controlled by a ruling hegemony of superior beings who enhance their might by drinking a...
I have a tendency to get mad at firefox one very 6 months or so. I’ll try opera, or Google Chrome. That lasts for about 3 days until I finally realize that nothing compares to firefox. You’d think I would have learned this a while ago.
